we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There r osticjed everywhere
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
