can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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