At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
party gras won. party gras always wins.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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