Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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