Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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