Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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