you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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