I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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