Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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