how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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