i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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