the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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