is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Your penis caused this!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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