You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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