yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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