If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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