I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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