I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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