i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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