kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?