why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.