I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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