You made me cry and you don't even care
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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