awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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