she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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