You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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