You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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