who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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