I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
