we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
His nipple licking is glorious
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