Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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