She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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