I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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