Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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