you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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