I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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