I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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