he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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