imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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