I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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