Porn is love you can see.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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