I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.