masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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