an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one