I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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