u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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