I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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