Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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