I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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