Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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