I wanna bring you to show and tell
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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