Plan B is the new Plan A
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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