I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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