Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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