Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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