Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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