Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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