Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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