i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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